strange kid

derinthescarletpescatarian:

themockturtlesoup:

tmae3114:

talking to small children is always a delight but small children with a wealth of confidence is especially so

Our 5 years old told his mom he’s trying to teach me, a 31 years old, how to read.

He started school last year. I am finishing my masters.

Wow you’d better learn to read fast then! It’s so good of him to do you this favour.

borkwolfs-reblog-page:

memeclassheroes:

yourscientistfriend:

thedogeveryonehates:

menoftiktok:

This is 100% what working in a lab is like

exceptmyserotonin:

“they’re insane for this” and it’s just fall out boy playing their own music 💀😭

necronatural:

phantomrose96:

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

Originally posted by wii-gay

mapswithoutwyoming:

evilwizard:

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

me: guard two, if I asked guard one if he killed jfk, what would he say?

guard two: he’d say he didn’t

me: got it. now I’d like to ask you about some—

me:

me: wait what

delilahmidnight:

karnalesbian:

lottieratworld:

lottieratworld:

lottieratworld:

lottieratworld:

who the fuck named loading circles “throbbers”

why is it throbbing, what fucking guy named it this

why is it a throbber

im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website

she throb on my site until i load

gingerhaze:

sunshine-zenith:

Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This

This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt queer story started here

Here, on tumblr, by an art student who was wrestling with his identity, mental health, and religious trauma

Tell your stories, kids, you never know how many people will thank you for it

🥲

discoursedrome:

10001gecs:

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

pencilcat: